Election day is dry, but not Elector Night.

In honor of primary election day in Indiana, NABC's Jared Williamson will be tapping a firkin of lovingly tended, cask-conditioned Elector for sale today beginning at 6:00 p.m.

Remember: No alcohol on Election Day until the polls close at 6:00 p.m., which is when Rich O's Public House will be opening for business. Sportstime Pizza will be open from 11:00 a.m. for a depressingly dry lunch.

See "Another NA (non-alcoholic) election day" for further rants from the Curmudgeon.